Fast Cars
bluntspumpsnlashes:

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

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bluntspumpsnlashes:

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

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I forgive you both

I have come to understand what happened. I have said I forgive you and him enough times to myself that I finally believe it. “I forgive you and him because in the end all you were doing was chasing your happiness. In my past I have done the same. So I have come to relate to what happened. I forgive you both.” thats pretty much what I say to myself. So yeah keep chasing what makes you guys happy. No one can hold that against you.

You said you wouldn’t, you did.
(via c-oquetry)
goals

goals

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

oh my, you’re so right. i’ll just stop taking all of my medications, throw out all my gluten, and buy a yoga mat.
said no sick person ever. (via ifihavethespoons)

nudevagabond:

This is why I’m afraid to get my wisdom teeth removed. I think these things all the time

THIS IS MEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS MEEEEEEEEEE

Crafting my ass

You claim to like crafting and making cute little fun things with your hands. Well thats fucking bull shit. You like to suck dick. The whole time you have been with him im positive you have not made anything. So shut the fuck up and sit down you stupid bitch. Go jump off a bridge. Asshole.

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

(via housewifeswag)

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

I guess

I guess that something I hate about this is how much I cared about her. I would have given my life to keep her safe and out of harms way. I think it pisses me off knowing that I would have been able to protect her from anything and even if I couldn’t I would have died trying. Im not saying that her new guy cant protect her. Im just saying that I would do a better job of it and lay my life on the line for her without a second thought or moment of hesitation. I just want to be able to keep her safe and protect her. She was someone that I cared about. Now she has a new guy to keep her safe even tho he’s a dumb shit and a pussy and he cant do anything right. Shes not my girl to care for anymore. So I need to let that go. Shes his problem now. Not my problem. Come on moose let that sink in. Let her go away. Let yourself move on. She is not who u met two years ago. Shes different now. She hurt u. Stop thinking about her. FUCKING suppress it bro. Be a man. Come on.