Fast Cars
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Ferguson from my TL- August 18th (1/3)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

defilerwyrm:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

To be fair, if a possum grabbed your face in pitch darkness, you’d probably jump like you were spring-loaded too.

defilerwyrm:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

To be fair, if a possum grabbed your face in pitch darkness, you’d probably jump like you were spring-loaded too.

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

buttlass:

trust me i have 6 girlfriend

Totally my ex! Word for word lol. Now I know for next time. Hahahaha

z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r:

the-winter-solider:

britt-is-fit:

thebachelorsparty:

BEST 3:48 MIN EVER

"You are the biggest mistake of my fucking life"

I’M DYING

THIS IS AMAZING

WHAT DID I WATCH

Best fucking thing!

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure