Fast Cars
Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.
(via theagould)

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

sexy-uredoinitright:

90s-forever:

What the fuck

how fucking cool is this!

shouldnt:

liliannnnn:

PREACH

AMEN

lol-post:

A tourist please.http://lol-post.tumblr.com/

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once.
Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)
1body7hearts:

highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE


Lmfao XD

1body7hearts:

highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE

Lmfao XD

0ddjobs:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

Idk man Heywood was Heywood really gets me.

0ddjobs:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

Idk man Heywood was Heywood really gets me.

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

annoyings:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

forced communication all hours of the day is not natural

hoLY FUCK THANK U

swingerproblems:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

Is this what you were looking for J? A lube that I can’t hide when the cleaning person comes.

-M

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this